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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:28
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
What was the worst thing that ever happened on live TV?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
No way
Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The 1975's Matty Healy Says 'We Don't Need More Politics' at Glastonbury - Variety
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.